About SLOB

What We Believe

You deserve to know exactly what you're putting on your skin, and it should work.

SLOB was built on a simple idea: personal care products should be made with integrity. That means real ingredients you can pronounce, formulations developed with genuine care, and a price that respects your wallet. We make everything by hand, right here in Thunder Bay, because quality control matters and shortcuts don't.

Simple, natural, clean, healthy ingredients. We make no claims - the ingredients do. Every ingredient named on this site links to an independent reference, so you can research it for yourself instead of taking our word for it.

The Name

Yeah, We Went There

SLOB. Soaps, Lotions, Oils, and Balms. A memorable name for products you won't forget once you've tried them. We don't take ourselves too seriously, but we take our formulations very seriously.

Why We Exist

The Short Version

We got tired of reading ingredient lists that sound like a chemistry exam and watching people spend money on products that actively work against their skin. Most commercial hand soaps aren't even real soap. They're synthetic detergent blends that strip away your skin's natural oils, and then you buy lotion to replace what the "soap" just removed.

SLOB was created for people who actually care about what goes on their skin and want a locally crafted option at a reasonable price. Not imported from a factory overseas. Not marked up because it has a pretty label. Made right here, with ingredients you can actually pronounce.

How We Make It

The Process
Saponification with Manitoba Hempseed Oil

Our soap formulation uses Manitoba hempseed oil in the saponification process, the chemical reaction that turns oils into actual soap. Hempseed oil brings a distinct conditioning quality to the finished product. We spent real time developing and refining this formulation, and we stand behind the result.

Small Batch, Every Time

Every batch is made by hand. Not scaled up to industrial volumes, not outsourced, not automated. This means quality control at every step and freshness in every product. When we say handcrafted, we mean someone's actual hands were involved.

Clean, Natural, Organic Ingredients

Natural oils, botanical extracts, essential oils. No synthetic detergents, no artificial preservatives, no mystery chemicals. All ingredients are ethically sourced and from Canadian producers whenever possible. You should know what you're putting on your skin, and you should feel good about it.

The Chemistry, If You Want It

The full picture

The short version lives on the home page. If you want to understand exactly why soap has done its job for a few thousand years, why "antibacterial" is mostly a marketing layer on top, and why the cheap bottle leaves your hands feeling worse than it found them, here is the whole thing.

1. Soap molecules have two personalities

Every soap molecule is amphipathic, which is a fancy way of saying it has two ends that want opposite things. One end is a carboxylate group left over from saponification. It loves water. The other end is a long hydrocarbon tail. It hates water and loves fats and oils.

That's the entire mechanism. Everything else is consequence.

2. Lift and rinse, not search and destroy

When you lather, the hydrocarbon tails burrow into anything greasy or oily on your skin: sebum, dirt, sunscreen, pollen, stencil ink, brake dust, the lipid membrane wrapping a bacterium, the lipid envelope around a flu or coronavirus particle. The water-loving heads point outward.

Soap molecules then organize into micelles, little spheres with the tails pointing inward trapping the contaminant, and the heads facing out into the water. The whole package lifts off your skin and rinses down the drain.

If the micelle formation tears the bacterium's membrane apart on the way out, fine, but that isn't the goal. The goal is removal. Whether the contaminant was alive or dead when it left your hand doesn't matter. It's not on your hand anymore.

3. Why "antibacterial" got banned and why it still doesn't belong there

Antibacterial hand soap does something different. It leaves a chemical residue on your skin meant to kill organisms that land on you between washes.

In 2016 the FDA banned triclosan, the most common antibacterial agent, from consumer hand washes. Two reasons. One, it wasn't more effective than plain soap and water at reducing illness. Two, it raised serious concerns about antibiotic resistance and hormone disruption. Health Canada followed with its own restrictions.

The replacements, mostly benzalkonium chloride and similar compounds, carry the same unanswered question. If proper washing already removed the contaminant, what exactly is the residue for? Both the CDC and Health Canada recommend plain soap, water, and twenty seconds of proper technique as the standard. "Antibacterial" is a label line, not a hygiene upgrade.

4. Why synthetic detergents strip your skin

Synthetic detergents like sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) and its cousins use the same amphipathic trick soap uses. The difference is how aggressive the grease-loving end is.

Real soap lifts what's sitting on top of your skin. Harsh detergents keep going. They strip your skin's natural sebum, the protective oil layer your body produces on purpose to hold moisture in and keep irritants out. You wash, feel tight, and reach for lotion. The bottle that stripped your skin sold you the first product. The lotion sold you the second.

There's another layer to it. Sebum isn't just moisture. It's part of your skin's acid mantle, a slightly acidic film that discourages the growth of harmful bacteria. Stripping it repeatedly weakens the mantle and makes your skin more prone to the very things antibacterial soap claims to protect you from.

5. Why SLOB's soap costs what it does

Two things separate our formula from a commercial bottle.

Glycerin. Saponification produces soap and glycerin at the same time, from the same oils. Industrial manufacturers strip the glycerin out of the finished soap and sell it separately to the lotion and cosmetics industry at a much higher margin. You buy the stripped soap cheap. It tightens your skin. So you buy the glycerin back, in a lotion bottle, for ten times the price. Same batch of oil, two sales. We leave the glycerin in the formula, where it draws moisture into your skin as you wash.

The oil itself. Commercial soap is built on the cheapest fats the market offers, because to a factory the formula is a cost line. Ours is built around Manitoba hempseed oil, chosen for the distinct conditioning quality it carries into the finished soap, and sourced from Canadian growers rather than a commodity shipload. Real soap lifts what needs to go and rinses away, without stripping the protective oil your own skin makes. Every batch is developed, mixed, and finished by hand in Thunder Bay.

Food-grade oils cost food-grade prices. That's most of the gap between our foam soap and a $2 detergent bottle. The rest is that the bottle is mostly water, and water is cheap.

Balm Chemistry, If You Want It

Why lips need a different formula

Lips don't have true sebaceous glands the way the rest of your skin does. They can't produce the oil layer that keeps the skin on your face or hands comfortable. That means a lip balm's job is fundamentally different from a face moisturizer's. It isn't protecting oil that's already there. It's delivering the oil that would have been there.

There's a pair of technical words that captures the difference.

1. Occlusive versus emollient

Occlusive ingredients sit on top and build a physical barrier. Petrolatum, paraffin, and heavy waxes. They seal whatever state your lips were in when you put the balm on. They don't heal, don't restore, and don't deliver anything to the tissue underneath. If your lips were dry, the seal locks in the dryness.

Emollient ingredients absorb in. They fill the spaces between skin cells and rebuild the lipid barrier from within. Lips soften from the inside rather than being coated on the outside.

The Lip Transfusion Balm is emollient-forward with the smallest amount of occlusion needed to hold the stick together. Every other design decision, and the name itself, follows from that one.

2. Why "I need it again in fifteen minutes" is a design flaw, not a feature

A seal-only balm changes nothing about the tissue underneath. Your lips were dry when you applied it, and under the coating they stay dry, because nothing was delivered. The moment the seal wears off you're right back where you started, so you reapply. Many mass-market balms make the loop worse by adding menthol, camphor, or phenol, which feel medicated but mildly irritate the tissue, and irritated lips are their own reason to reach for the tube again.

Emollient balms run the loop the other way. They deliver the lipids your lips can't make themselves, the condition of the tissue actually improves, and you reach for the tube less often. The goal is for you to need the product less, not more.

3. Why candelilla instead of beeswax

Candelilla comes from a Mexican desert shrub. Its melting point and hardness are higher than beeswax, so you need less of it in a formula to hold the stick together. Less wax means less surface coating and more room in the tube for ingredients that actually absorb. Candelilla is also vegan, which is the consequence of the choice, not the reason for it. If beeswax performed better on the metrics that matter for this formula, it would be in the tube.

4. Why mango butter instead of shea or cocoa

Mango butter's melting point sits almost exactly at body temperature. That's why it feels silky on contact and doesn't drag or stick. Shea and cocoa butter have higher melting points and leave a heavier, waxier film. Mango gives the slip of application without the weight of a coating, which fits the emollient-forward design.

Mango butter is also rich in oleic acid, vitamin A, and vitamin E, which contribute to the skin-softening and antioxidant profile of the finished balm.

5. Hemp seed oil, and why your lips recognize it

Cannabis sativa seed oil has a fatty acid profile remarkably close to human skin lipids. It's rich in linoleic acid (omega-6), alpha-linolenic acid (omega-3), and gamma-linolenic acid, a harder-to-find essential fatty acid that directly supports skin barrier repair. Its non-comedogenic rating is 0, meaning it absorbs fast and doesn't clog or sit on the surface.

The same Manitoba hempseed oil is the cornerstone of the foam soap. Our two flagships share their primary oil. That's a formulation choice as much as a sourcing one.

6. Tomato seed oil, and why lips are a UV blind spot

Lips have almost no melanin. That's why they chap, burn, and discolour faster than the skin next to them. They also get nearly uninterrupted UV exposure during daylight hours because they're on the front of your face.

Tomato seed oil (Solanum lycopersicum) is one of the richest natural sources of lycopene, a carotenoid antioxidant specifically studied for its effects on sun-exposed tissue. Lycopene can't replace sunscreen. What it does is reduce oxidative damage from the UV that gets through. It also contributes linoleic acid for barrier repair.

This ingredient isn't common in lip balm, and it's in this formula on purpose. If you've ever wondered why lips need something the rest of your skin doesn't, this is part of the answer.

7. Squalane, and the olive version of a formerly shark-sourced ingredient

Squalene makes up roughly an eighth of human sebum, the oil your skin produces everywhere except your lips. Lips make no sebum at all, so lip tissue never receives its own squalene. Ever. Squalane is the hydrogenated, shelf-stable form of that same molecule. When it absorbs, your lips don't treat it as foreign, so there's no residue and no barrier, just lipid content they were never able to supply for themselves. It's the single best argument for the word "transfusion" on the label.

The cosmetics industry originally sourced squalane from shark liver. The plant-derived version, usually from olives, performs identically and is sustainable. We use the olive-derived version. It costs more. It's the right choice.

8. Why the whole formula is pointed at absorption

Every choice in this balm works toward the same outcome. Harder wax in smaller amounts, so less coating. Body-temperature butter, so the emollients release fast. Oils with fatty acid profiles your lips recognize, so absorption is quick. An antioxidant aimed at the tissue's specific UV vulnerability. A squalane that disappears into your skin rather than sitting on top of it.

Most balms try to out-seal the competition. This one tries to out-absorb it. Those aren't the same product.

Made in Thunder Bay

Local to the Core

SLOB products are made right here in Thunder Bay, Ontario. We source Canadian whenever we can, starting with Manitoba hempseed oil, a cornerstone of our formulations. Supporting SLOB means supporting local makers, Canadian agriculture, and the idea that good products don't need to travel halfway around the world to reach your bathroom.

Where to Find SLOB

Available Locally

SLOB products are available for purchase at The Strand Hair Salon in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Ask your stylist about our current product selection during your next visit, or contact us directly for product information and availability.

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